according to wizard magazine
50. The Bride vs. Vernita Green (Kill Bill V.2)
49. Peter Griffen vs. The Chicken (Family Guy)
48. Sean Thornton vs. Red Will Banaher (The Quiet Man)
47. Jack vs. Ethan (Lost)
46. Hamlet vs. Laertes (Hamlet)
45. Cloud vs. Sephiroth (FFVII: Advent Children)
44. John McClane vs. Klaus (Die Hard)
43. Capt. Boyd vs. Col. Ives (Ravenous) Which I thought sucked ass.
42. Thor, Loki and Odin vs. Surtur (Thor 353)
41. Happy Gilmore vs. Bob Barker (Happy Gilmore) see comment on 43.
40. Bruce Lee vs. Han (Enter the Dragon) Rated way too low.
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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t fuck with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

STAR TREK New VOYAGES!! A new TV show due out soon!! It was mentioned on Coast to Coast Am by Gorge Noory that one of his guest will be writing and directing a new STAR TREK TV show!

no, dear friend, new voyages won’t be the new star-trek series, it’s (just) a fan made series and you can download it from the web site www.newvoyages.com.

Klingon Blood Wine #1
Klingon Blood Wine #2

1.)
Find out which Star Trek character you are most like.
2.)
What sort of crewman would you make?

Channel Canada reported on Discovery Channel’s documentary, which explores how cell phones evolved to look like communicators and other curiosities of modern life. “You’ve got a cell phone at one ear, an iPod at the other, you know that Blackberry is now a verb and Spam is not only canned meat of questionable origin,” noted the article. “Blame William Shatner.”

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