memorable quote from house of the dead:

And Capt. Victor Kirk jabs a knife between the guy’s fingers as they rest on the railing and says “I don’t like no Captain Kirk jokes.”

but everybody likes chuck norris witze and check out the bruce campbell facts:

bruce campbell once made a woman climax simply by saying “Groovy”. Her husband climaxed too.

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bad ass movie man. chuck gets his ass handed to him by god knows how many heros/stars.

i still think jesus should have won though. jesus saves, the rest of you take damage.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

The President was lying about the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Everyone knows Chuck Norris has never lived there.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.